m.i.a.

Just reminding the world... and myself... that I am still a slacker when it comes to keeping up with this blog (or not keeping up with this blog). I pretty much do what I want and have no plans to stop being neglectful but if my life somehow takes an interesting turn, MAYBE I'll have something to yap about.

werd to your mother.

Brace yourself!

I do a lot of people watching at work. It's in Venice and on a busy street and there are way too many freaks.. er um.. interesting people around. I was behind the counter yesterday when I hear some crazed white lady scream, "oh no you're not! You're not going anywhere mister!", so I look up and see this woman standing in front of an old beat up pick up with a mexican behind the wheel and some gardening stuff in the back... go figure. This woman is not moving away from the front of this parks and eventually the guy is able to back the truck into a space and get out and exchange information. Next thing you know there is a group of mexican's with this guy... that came out of nowhere... maybe his back pocket? They're all talking to eachother in spanish and this woman is pissed because she can't understand shit. Good for the mexicans... piss the crazy white lady off!
The mexican's vanish and the guy leaves (after exchanging info) and I notice that this woman.. her car was parked so far out it's no freaking wonder she got hit! There was a good 2 1/2 feet she could have backed up that would've prevented this stupid fiasco. So the woman spends 30 minutes sitting in front of the store and when we make i contact, she give me the stink eye and i just smile. She's talking on the phone, she's smoking and she's DRINKING WATER FROM A WATER BOTTLE. The cops show up and what does this freak do? Put on a neckbrace! Ha I just finished her bend her head back and drink water multiple times and she puts a neckbrace on for the cops? Snatch face.
I chalk it up to shitty people living on this planet and call it a day. Well today i'm shoveling pizza down my throat and look up.. who do I see? Crazy white snatch face freak woman driving by with her cute little neckbrace on. She should puffy paint it with designs.

Gross. Some people are just useless.

Sweet toes...

... i love you.

Some nights are better with wine and nyquil.

I'm a little under the weather today and on top of that... I've been out of work the past week because the folks at the bakery tell me it's too slow. So, I've basically spent my day with the sofa bed pulled out, watching TV and eating anything that comes to mind (can't help it, I'm bored). Not only has my day been uneventful, but my pretty blue eyed lady who usually keeps me company is not here. Damn kickball and damn Pho. I ventured out earlier to get soup and was yelled at by a crazed homeless man who called me a 'dirty Juanita nasty ass motha fucka' (which i must have enjoyed because it made me laugh). Ever since I've been bored as hell. Maybe he cursed me? The cat tried to eat a tooth pick, I lost the lid to the hummus... seriously, it's gone... I'm not sure why but can't stop watching some Asian kid on KCET sing Whitney Houston songs and I drank the last of the wine. *sigh*

Come back J. Please.

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Momma said knock you out!

I'm a little excited today for a couple of reasons. I have my very first 80's themed kickball game and I'm pretty sure we're going to kick some ass! I'm good at two things... super awesome sex and kicking ass... and let's just say that I'm not seeing my lady friend until waaaay later tonight, so that leaves one thing... KICKING ASS. Moving on, the supreme court (in lower case on purpose) didn't overturn prop 8 BUT I'm not really surprised. I can't believe that Californian's are so miseducated and small minded but that's going to change soon. Victory will be that much sweeter for us when it does happen. Am I going to rally tonight? No. I honestly don't think it'll do much at this point other than show people that we're upset... but we've already done that. Maybe I should save up my ass kicking skills and judo throw some mormons with Mangie! ha 

Wish me luck and try not to get your panties in a bunch over the whole prop 8 thing... it'll happen for us.

Still tuning.

So. It's been months since I've made time to log in and jot down a thing 'er two but somewhere along the lines I remember being told that It's better late than never. ha 

Anyway, my apologies for neglecting the blog. That being said, a lot of things are new in my life... kinda like a fresh cycle of crap going on. I am in search of new and amazing music, I picked up a second job which is pretty fun, I've been meeting new friends and hanging out with old one's once again, I joined a kickball league.... hmm... I guess that's pretty much it. 

Being busy is fun. I have today off with nothing to do but get my damn eyebrows waxed and I am bored as heck! Sure, I can head to the beach, see a movie, work out or something else but I'm lazy and it's not fun when everyone else is working. So instead, it's reading online articles, maybe a little bubble blaster, gchat and facebook, cleaning the litter box... lame-o stuff that won't give you much to blog about.  Well, I do have information to share about 1-ply toilet paper but that'll have to wait for another day.. don't want you getting too worked up now. 

Sorry the blog sucked today... peace izout yizzo~ 

Ciggy Sucker

One thing that comes to mind when I think of smoking is the stench of an ashtray. Gross. What makes people crave that nicotine sooo badly? Beats me... buuuuut what I do know is that there are people in my life who don't smoke on a regular basis but when they drink they can smoke half a pack! Ciggy suckers.... wrapping their lips around cancer sticks and taking a deep breath in and willingly coating their poor little lungs in that thick, noxious smoke. Not only does it instantly make your breath smell so foul, but it ruins your teeth. I guess some people think that's attractive? I'm just not one of them anymore.

I used to be the social smoker.. or the ciggy moocher while out at the bars but all of a sudden snapped out of it and realized how repulsive and harmful it is. So if you want to smoke... by all means, do it, but don't get too worried when you start spitting butter. Ha. I love my pearly whites!