Brace yourself!

I do a lot of people watching at work. It's in Venice and on a busy street and there are way too many freaks.. er um.. interesting people around. I was behind the counter yesterday when I hear some crazed white lady scream, "oh no you're not! You're not going anywhere mister!", so I look up and see this woman standing in front of an old beat up pick up with a mexican behind the wheel and some gardening stuff in the back... go figure. This woman is not moving away from the front of this parks and eventually the guy is able to back the truck into a space and get out and exchange information. Next thing you know there is a group of mexican's with this guy... that came out of nowhere... maybe his back pocket? They're all talking to eachother in spanish and this woman is pissed because she can't understand shit. Good for the mexicans... piss the crazy white lady off!
The mexican's vanish and the guy leaves (after exchanging info) and I notice that this woman.. her car was parked so far out it's no freaking wonder she got hit! There was a good 2 1/2 feet she could have backed up that would've prevented this stupid fiasco. So the woman spends 30 minutes sitting in front of the store and when we make i contact, she give me the stink eye and i just smile. She's talking on the phone, she's smoking and she's DRINKING WATER FROM A WATER BOTTLE. The cops show up and what does this freak do? Put on a neckbrace! Ha I just finished her bend her head back and drink water multiple times and she puts a neckbrace on for the cops? Snatch face.
I chalk it up to shitty people living on this planet and call it a day. Well today i'm shoveling pizza down my throat and look up.. who do I see? Crazy white snatch face freak woman driving by with her cute little neckbrace on. She should puffy paint it with designs.

Gross. Some people are just useless.